I was just reviewing responses to an ad I placed for a conversation partner. Came across this gem:
Today is terrible cold cause of rain which generated Typhoon.
I'm xxx who live in kawasaki next to central tokyo.
I'm interested in your message.
I also improve my language skill.
That's why I'm writing you the message to create
If you reply me message,I can feel my heartbeat.
Because it's first step of our reletionship.